bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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