yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
should my penis look like a turkey
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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