I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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