You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You can make out without kissing
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