do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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