You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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