Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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