how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
