i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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