This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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