So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She bit a glass in half.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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