Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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