I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
wow bdsm is so cute
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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