everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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