another moral hangover. fuck.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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