Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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