Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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