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just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I need moral support for this bender
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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