He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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