i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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