And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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