Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Never underestimate the power of titties
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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