I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He better not be in your backpack
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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