there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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