Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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