belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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