Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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