Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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