after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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