I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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