They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
