who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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