Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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