Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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