I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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