People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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