Where is the hickey?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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