If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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