i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
