Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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