Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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