That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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