I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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