I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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