I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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