fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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