ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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