Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just tell him i said nine months
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
did you just send me my own nude
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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