I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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