Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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