He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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