Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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