There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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