oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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