we have officially lost it.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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