It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
where are my eyebrows?
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