dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
